ROCKS TAKE NEW HAMPSHIRE

The rocks have begun their assault on the United States, and strangely have picked New Hampshire as their base of operations.  The reason for their choice is not clearly evident, as New Hampshire sucks and is cold, but what do the rocks care.  They are impervious to cold and thrive in boring environments.  Locals fear for the worst as stores run out of pickaxes and Rock-Be-Gone spray.  It is only a matter of time before the next invasion strikes.