INFILTRATION OF POP CULTURE

Positioning agents in plain sight proved to be far too easy.  The rocks now have direct influence over vast swaths of young impressionable Americans.  Through means of entertainment, the corruption of our youth has commenced and the pro-rock propaganda has taken root in the every day lives of the average citizen.  

Top theorists speculate that Mr. Johnson is not the only infiltrator, as names such as Danny Devito, David Schwimmer, and Barack Obama have been linked to suspicious behavior and pro-rock attitudes.  The true extent of how many agents that the rocks have is currently unknown.